Post by JONATHAN EDWARD GILBERT on May 2, 2010 3:20:29 GMT
JONATHAN EDWARD GILBERT
these eyes you bought have gone to my head
but they won't take you to my bed
you talk a good game, but girl you've been played
look at this face you choose to play
the town talk keeps me up to date
we will never be the same
take off your colours who are you wearing them for?
tick off your lovers all respect was left at the door.
i had a front row seat to you on your knees
it was everything i hope it be
these eyes you bought have gone to my head
but they won't take you to my bed
"My name is Jonathan Edward Gilbert. My name could mean a number of things, depending on which baby book, internet site, or who you asked. Some people call me 'Master', others call me 'Fuck Yeah!', but I prefer Jonathan. I'm a vampire, have been since I was nineteen years old. But I've been a vampire for over five hundred and fifty years, so I've lost count of my age these days. All I know is that I'm old and I am strong, super strong, stronger and faster than superman and twice as sexy. I've often been mistaken for Paul Wesley but I think that's crazy. He has nothing on me. The group I belong to is the Gryffindors. Once again, I'm there passing myself off as a seventh year. Being a vampire has it's benefits, and I plan to use them."
you talk a good game, but girl you've been played
look at this face you choose to play
"What do I like? You've clearly not read anything about vampires, have you? I love blood, sex, wine, music, flying, being able to rip a persons heart out of their chest without even trying, tying people up and fucking them until they can't stand, chocolate, dancing, being naked, and making money.
As for what I don't like, would it help if it said I don't like you? I don't like people who think they know everything, people who assume they're smarter than me when they're living and mortal. I don't like fat people, and yes, I am prejudiced. I come from a time when the homeless, low class, african american people were our slaves. I am old fashioned, so I prefer manners, elegance, and dignity in a person. If you're some whore or an easy fuck, you're as good as dead to me, nothing more than a meal that I could leave dead in the gutter and go on with my day. I prefer people of quality. Stupidy, ignorance, laziness, there is no excuse for it. I'm not a fan of cars, and I'm not afraid of some stupid badge that you think gives you authority over me. I don't tolerate anyone who tells me what I can or can not do. I am my own boss. I also hate anything that doesn't make sense. If you want to get to know me, talk to me. And if I throw you against the wall and fuck you, there's no use telling me no. I never take no for an answer. No isn't in my vocabulary.
Negative traits? I'm dominating, blunt, forward, overly sexual, sarcastic, and a total asshole. What can I say? I'm the Prince of Darkness.
Positive traits? I'm a true romantic, I'm honest, I'm financially independant, I'm emotionally stable, well, most of the time.. and I'm always in control of myself. Myself and others. Did I mention I have one hell of a long dick? Want to see?
My fears? You mean besides someone stealing the magical ring that allows me to walk in the daylight as well as someone successfully being able to shove a wooden stake through my heart? No, I have no fears.
We already covered strengths, I'm not repeating myself. I have super strength, super speed, fangs, and I can fly. If you want to count being one hot fucking fuck as a strength, then go ahead and do so. I don't care.
You honestly think I have goals these days? Where have you been? Locked in a fucking muffin tin? The only goals I have are to stay alive, keep fucking and devirginizing every virgin boy I meet, and to avoid any vampire hunters out to get me. It would be nice to find my soulmate. But I've not found them, yet."
the town talk keeps me up to date
we will never be the same
"I don't have any living relatives, so the only family I have is myself. My childhood was normal, of course, it was over five hundred years ago. I am a five hundred and eighty seven year old vampire. Someone who is eternally stuck in the body of a young, hot, nineteen year old man. I know, it's sexy, isn't it? I've attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry twice since I became a vampire. The last time as Vladamyr Angelus Summers. I'm a vampire who rarely ever uses his real name when in school or in any business dealings unless some hunter is out there trying to find me. I burned my entire family alive back when I first became a vampire. Since then, I've been a traveling rogue with growing powers, abilities, and strength. One who loved to learn and read every book he could get his hands on. Now, having graduated from Hogwarts a second time, I've decided to open up a nightclub of my own. A place called The Den. It's in Hogsmeade and is a place where the patrons can interact with vampires and werewolves without fear. If you don't like sex, blood, alcohol, sweat, or music, then my club is not for you. Though I won't stop any of my vampires or werecreatures from feeding on you. Unless, of course, I've taken a liking to you myself."
take off your colours who are you wearing them for?
tick off your lovers all respect was left at the door.
"I am Yoda, the person who also plays Daniel Mulligan and Joshua Delacroix. As stated in those applications, I am a twenty-six year old male who has been roleplaying for almost twelve years. I can be found nestled safely inside the Eastern Timezone in the United States of America."
i had a front row seat to you on your knees
it was everything i hope it be
these gorgeous and pretty interview application was made by miaday parade of various sites such as knives and pens and take off your colours. you cannot use this application without asking first. if i catch anyone using it without prior permission you'll be facing some copyright shit.
