PATCH, vladimir mark

[VLADIMIR MARK PATCH]

VLADIMIR MARK PATCH



these eyes you bought have gone to my head
but they won't take you to my bed

"hai! -waves violently- my name is vladimir mark patch! i think it's some creepy vampire name, but my mom and dad told me that vladimir means "to rule with greatness" and it comes from the slavic element volod (rule) combined with mer (great, famous). i think my parents are just silly! a lot of people call me vlad for short, but i don't care. i'm sixteen years old and in sixth year. mom and dad are both magical, so i'm a pureblood! i'm sorted into slytherin, just like my sister. if you really couldn't tell, i'm a boy, but i date both boys and girls. my sister calls it "bisexual" or something. and who's this alex evans fellow? people say i look a lot like him..."

you talk a good game, but girl you've been played
look at this face you choose to play

"i like:
☆ fuzzy, cute little animals.
☆ boys and girls.
☆ my sister, cici!
☆ playing with tape.
☆ pretty much a lot of things.

i don't like:
★ people that are mean.
★ being a slytherin.
★ school. it's boring!
★ getting hurt physically.
★ having adhd or whatever.


i'm always happy and entertained by the simplest things. i guess i'm a bit of an oddball, but in a good way. a lot of people say i'm outgoing and don't belong in slytherin, but in gryffindor.

i have adhd (attention deficit hyperactivity disorder) and start doing random things. i can't sit still for five minutes, which is really bad during class. i'm not the smartest kid you'll ever meet, but i have a sister to help me with that. i can get annoying and i'm a freak.


when i grow up, i want to find someone who loves me for me and open up a candy shop.

i'm scared of spiders and flying. even seeing cici on a broomstick freaks me out. i don't go to quidditch games, and i hate going through the spider-infested dungeon.

i guess my strengths are that i'm creative, imaginative, and always happy."

the town talk keeps me up to date
we will never be the same

"on april twenty-first, my mom (grace meagan patch, nee rush) and my dad (alexander david patch) had me and my sister, colleen cici.

so my first sign of magic was at the age of five, one year earlier than cici. (-sticks out tongue- beat that!) mom gave me a really bad haircut, and by the next day it all grew back. it's better than cici setting a butterfly on fire. what a sick, possessed child. my mom and dad bought me an albino rat, and i named it shadow. don't ask! it's an inside joke between me and my mom.

my first day of hogwarts was one of my worst. i fell off the boat on the way to the castle, which scared cici out of her mind (she hates water.). then, i fell down a flight of stairs and was bruised badly. then it turns out i'm a slytherin. i hated that day, and i never want to re-live it.

actually, i've had two girlfriends and one boyfriend, all behind cici's back. ohohoh, i'm clever. ;D

because of my adhd, i almost fail all my classes. but cici helps me out. she's a good sister, and i feel a bit bad for her. her life is so... boring..."

take off your colours who are you wearing them for?
tick off your lovers all respect was left at the door.

"my name is beth. i'm a fourteen year old female. i'm in the central timezone. i've had four years of experience. my other character is cici, vlad's twin sister."

i had a front row seat to you on your knees
it was everything i hope it be

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